Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Yoga Banned,Give Me A Break!

My dearest friend in Malaysia,

Your country now has been observed as the biggest joke,people of the world,far and wide are now giggles when discuss about Malaysia,and now,ladies and gentleman,Yoga has been banned!

You see guys,those mufti-mufti who creates fatwa,is not really,"religious".WHY?

They want people to listen to them,so they can control people's mind like psychic beacon,with their fatwa and statement.

I tell you frank,I do yoga.But I never do such a Hindu things.I don't even naked while doing yoga.

You see,when Europeans in Dark Ages,they've been controlled by these medieval churches,and if people didn't follow the churches,Bishops or Arch-Bishops have a power to give eternal condemnation to them.You can buy forgiveness for your sin,and definitely,Pope is a God on Earth.Whatever against Pope,you against God.

Until Martin Luther,a German theologist starts Protestan Reformation,then progress in Europe began.And French Revolution shows that people don't need king to establish the country,so does Martin Luther did,people don't need nonsense in religion.

Perhaps all of you people digest those words without even think it's real or not.Most people afraid to be condemned.Ah,so what,if you afraid to sin,are you holy enough as a human?

I support secularism.And in Turkey,I support secularism movement.Secular means politic should not be mixed with religion.You see,in this world of corruptness and dirty,you can't mix it with divine gift from God-religion.

And we need to split religion and politics to ensure that religion won't be abused.Secularism protect religion to being used by these mullah,or fatwa makers,or mufti,whatever.

Why Islam right now facing the Dark Ages?Because these mufti are acting like Bishops and Arch Bishops during European Dark Ages.Ahh,stop dreaming about Islamic glory that end ages ago.To start the new one,all of Muslim must stop dreaming of our previous glory ago.We must do like what Martin Luther do,to liberate our mind from these hideous and power hunger of these people,and using religion as their weapon.

Oh ya,all of these freaking mufti,why don't you ban Malay wedding "bersanding"?It's a Hindu thing too,freak!

4 comments:

Shaiful Mukhelas said...

Ahahahaha ... I heard that and yes, I'm totally agree with you ... those muftis were neither religious nor sacrilegious. But since I no longer practicing Muslim, I don't give it a damn honey ...

I'll do yoga, I'll drink alcohol, and I'll have orgies as long as I want ... and as long as I can breath, kneel and blow the world. Yeah!!!!

Unknown said...

sebab orang2 yang dipanggil "mufti" kat malaysia ni dah takde kerja lain nak buat
padahal banyak benda lagi nak kena settle

macam nyah2 kat lorong haji taib dekat kl
kenapa masih lagi berkeliaran?padahal JAKIM kata nak bersihkan kawasan tu dari aktiviti tak bermoral.
tak pun,anak2 yatim piatu yang perlukan bantuan
kenapa dibiarkan?

isu penting tak nak dibanteras,dikaji tapi isu yang tak sepatutnya,sibuk disebar2
tak sedar ke orang di luar cuma mentertawakan kita?

grrrr!
geram tol dengan dorang ni!

Anonymous said...

janganlah bengap sangat terus kuarkan statement. Yg mufti2 tu ckp, kalo yoga disertai dgn mantera2 barula bleh rosakkn akidah.

Ko org Islam, toksahla nak samakan islam ngan kristian.yg kaitkan dgn paderi ortodoks jual surat pngampunan dosa tu apahal..masa zaman gelap eropah tu, tamadun islam dah majula ngoook..bwh pemerintahan sape lagi klo bkn khalifah yg atasnya ada syura ulamak.

yg duk bangga ngan kapitalis tu apsal.kapitalis pn dah nk hncur dh skrg.org putih dh sbuk ngn kwngn islam dah..

bangga ngn kapitalis turki?nk pisahkn agama ngn politik..balik mesia silalah wat parti baru nk tgk brp ramai pengikut.kuakuakua..

blaja blik psl kamal attarturk..cmne turki sggup jilat bntot eu psl nk msk group derang.bndingkan ngn turki uthmaniah dulu..

nk buang mufti?hahaha..nk jd martin luther?hahaha..adfontes??hahaha...nk jd aminah wadud??hahaha...

nk jd mufti bkn sng wei..usulfiqh kene tau..susahnyeee..

nurse: duk spital jela ubat pesakit.toksah smbang bab ni,,.skrg kite cite psl yoga bkn psl maknyah.aiseyy lari topik le.

mufti2 tkde keje nak buat?Aiseyy..derang bkn cam ko tido jek mnjang,,mlm2 tahajud,bc quran, org soleh,maksiat tk buat..nk bnding ngn kite jauh 7 petala langit ngn bumi la.hahaha..

sepol: patutpon ko minum arak, tak amal islam ghupenye..aisey..

maleh ar nk lyn.wat skit kpla je layan dak2 ni.

Ez the Conspirator said...

hahaha ni rupe2nye anggap mufti ni dewa ek..dorang x pernah buat salah ekk..

hahaha ni memang otak die shot la..

pasal hahaha ni orang PAS.orang2 yang sokong PAS ni semua extremist,yang suka letupkan bangunan orang.Orang yang macam letupkan bangunan kat Mumbai tu.

Religion bukannya excuse utk orang bermusuhan.

Biarlah Turki masuk EU?Kenapa?Kalau dorang jilat bontot pun,ape bezanya dengan mufti2 yang jilat bontot kat kerajaan?

Tangkap orang kena khalwat kecil-kecilan,tapi pusat perjudian terbesar Asia Tenggara still goes on.Hahaha,mufti2 ni hipokrit la.Dorang gunakan agama untuk kepentingan mereka.

Otak kalau letak kat tumit,memang susah nak ikut.

I tak nak establish party kat Malaysia,pasal orang Malaysia kebanyakannya orthodox.

Ubat gigi pun nak kena sah Jakim.Ntah ape2.Come on la,ingat babi tu murah ke nak letak kat ubat gigi?