Monday, December 29, 2008

A Story of Two Loud Roosters/Kisah Dua Ekor Ayam Memekak.



Once upon a time,in a rural Alberta area of Wild Rose,in near small town called "Harperpoo-ville",there's two roosters,compete each other,which is the loudest.The winner of this competition will have the mating rights to all chicks in the farm.

So,the first rooster shouts it out loud,"Kook kook kook koooooooooookkk!",then another rooster counters the first,"Kook kook kook kooooooookkkk!",then the first still want to proof that he's the best,he shouts "Kook kook kook kooooooooooookk!",and so goes the second rooster.They're shouting outloud until both of them until a cockfight happens.

By the time they fight each other,it was so loud that the farmer wake up.Since that farmer was so pissed off with both rooster,he slaughters both and cook it for lunch at that day.

So,I think both PAS and UMNO please,shut the hell up!Both of you are lousy,self-centered,and just using your party members for your own.Before bigger power(America probably,who always observes Islamic party very closely) slaughters both of you like they did in Afghanistan,stop fighting and start uniting each other.

Daaa!

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Kisah Dua Ekor Ayam Memekak.

Pada satu hari,di pinggir bandar Harperpoo-ville di Wild Rose,Alberta,terdapat dua ekor ayam jantan yang mahu bertanding siapa mempunyai suara yang paling kuat.Pemenang akan mempunyai hak untuk mengawan dengan semua ayam betina di dalam ladang tersebut.

Jadi tibalah giliran ayam jantan pertama berkokok,"Kook kook kook kooooookkk!",ayam kedua tidak berpuas hati lalu mencabar ayam pertama "Kook kook kook kooooooookkk!",ayam pertama panas hati lalu mencabar ayam kedua "kook kook kook koooooookkk!!",ayam kedua terus mahu menambah kemarahan ayam pertama dengan meninggikan suara mereka,sehingga tercetus pergaduhan antara kedua-dua ayam tersebut.

Bila mereka memekak terlalu kuat,peladang bangun dan bengang kerana ayam-ayam dia memekak,lalu menangkap kedua-dua ekor ayam tu dan disembelih,dan dibuat lauk pada makan tengah hari.

Jadi kesimpulannya,PAS dengan UMNO,dua-dua memekak je.Dua-dua mengarut,pentingkan diri sendiri,dan gunakan ahli parti untuk kepentingan diri.Sebelum kuasa besar(Amerika tengah sibuk perhati parti-parti Islam ni) sembelih kamu berdua,lebih baik kamu bersatu daripada sibuk memekak.

6 comments:

nami o fish said...

Hahaha..ayam,bermacam ayam..ada ayam kampung ayam belanda ayam siam..macam macam perihal ayam..

ibu,si ibu ayam,telur sebiji,riuh sekampung,oooo...ibu,oh ibu ayam,telur dieram,anak sereban..

The Masterpece of Malaysia said...

We want peace

E the Prototype Robot said...

And then stop dividing people,start to think that you're not alone in this world.

Peace won't mean a thing if we keep dividing people.

nyzm said...

saya kena banyak makan ayam supaya saya boleh jadi kuat! hahahaha

LeeSlimShady said...

Ya betul tapi sekarang PAS sedang Bersabung demi menegakkan Islam manakala UMNO pula jelas sekali menjadi boneka amerika.....

Jadi PAS adalah Ayam Sabung Dunia Islam Lawan UMNO ayam sabung Amerika dan Yahudi

LeeSlimShady said...

Macam mana nak bersatu sedangkan UMNO dan BN jadi Boneka Amerika...